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Bitch I'm a Bus 

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

bitch i'm threw 

When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .
Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")
bitch i'm threw by Danii💕 November 19, 2016

Bitch I'm in a tree 

A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.

It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase
noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?

pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!
Bitch I'm in a tree by Lord Damon September 19, 2009

Bitch...I'm Sleep! 

I would imagine this is the phrase of someone telling you they are infact asleep when you walk in an disrupt them.
1) Floyd walks in and says what tha fuck is up Cam
2) Cam say Bitch...I'm Sleep!

I would imagine thats how it goes down

Other uses would include

Bitch i'm sleepin...
or Bitch i am infact Sleep, as a noun not a verb...not sure how that would work.
Bitch...I'm Sleep! by Wesson August 25, 2006

Bitch i'm rollin 

having some sort of illegal fun. usually occuring at some type of party... normally involving alcohol or recreactional drug use.
1: "i'm having a party tonight, you commin?"
2: "bitch i'm rollin?"
1: "is you might be?" ha!
Bitch i'm rollin by j'r0o July 6, 2007

Bitch I'm On 

knowing that you the shit, nobody can fuck with you, fresh ass clothes, possibly high and/or drunk.
Girl: girl, that nigga think he somebody.
Boy: bitch I'm on!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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