biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi January 13, 2016

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork February 22, 2016

Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.

Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!

by MyNameIsNotJonathan February 16, 2012

Dick Biscuit

When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser

Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.

by UniRaven May 24, 2009