dickbiscuit

A person of little or no real use. A loafer. A dumb lazy bum.

Look at that guy Doeden - he's a dickbiscuit.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

Dickbiscuit

when you say a fucked up sentence in front of your friend so you get called gay

Hamza is a dickbiscuit so he got called a fucking crackhead

by ShiningWhale November 22, 2017

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi April 24, 2016

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.

Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!

by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

sickbiscuit

word derived from faes and dixon meaning,fucking sweet x 100000000000000000

the no pants dance is sickbiscuit

by boom shaka laka February 11, 2007

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin

There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.

by Doordork September 4, 2016