When you wish a facebook friend a happy birthday, and while he/she responded to many others with a 'like' or smiley face, you get completely ignored.
Stacey Keller
Happy Birthday Joe
(Joe Smith likes this)
Joe Smith: Thanks stacey
Charlie Hull
Hey Joe! Happy Birthday
(Birthdissed)
Happy Birthday Joe
(Joe Smith likes this)
Joe Smith: Thanks stacey
Charlie Hull
Hey Joe! Happy Birthday
(Birthdissed)
by Catzsorool March 4, 2011
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Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".
Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?
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"Chris was out of town during his birthday. I'm going to make it up to him by making sure that he has a wicked birthdizzle."
by birthday_administrator April 25, 2010
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People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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Where did you get that sheep?
This farmer I know gave it to me on my birthdizzle.
Where did you get that sheep?
This farmer I know gave it to me on my birthdizzle.
by Andrew Reisdizzle December 3, 2009
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