birthbits

Pregnant vomit

Her-OH NO IT'S COMING!!!
Him-THE BABY?!?!?!?!
Her- NO!BIRTHBITS!!!*pukes*

by petartedfotato February 25, 2018

Birthdiss

When you wish a facebook friend a happy birthday, and while he/she responded to many others with a 'like' or smiley face, you get completely ignored.

Stacey Keller
Happy Birthday Joe
(Joe Smith likes this)
Joe Smith: Thanks stacey

Charlie Hull
Hey Joe! Happy Birthday

(Birthdissed)

by Catzsorool March 4, 2011

birthmiss

Having your birthday and Christmas on the same day.

Teds birthday is on christmas. It's a birthmiss.
Jesus.

by DearJohn@67 March 10, 2011