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bartonian humor 

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
bartonian humor by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

Burtonian 

(adj.) Of or relating to the great artist Timothy William Burton, most commonly known as Tim Burton, or the art thereof. Mr. Burton (born August 25, 1958) is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Vincent, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, James and the Giant Peach, Frankenweenie, Batman, Alice in Wonderland, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories, and various other amazingly mystical and artgasmic films and artworks.
A Burtonian take on a classic fairy tale adventure.
Burtonian by Vittoria LoMedico December 8, 2009

Birkinian 

The act of defecating during masturbation.
(Birkin-Ian) Bro, I heard Ryan through the wall last night and I could swear he did a birkinian.
Birkinian by anonymous November 13, 2023

bartonian sizzle cracker 

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

Byronian Cheese 

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.
Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira
Byronian Cheese by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!