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bartonian humor 

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.
Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor
bartonian humor by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

Burtonian 

(adj.) Of or relating to the great artist Timothy William Burton, most commonly known as Tim Burton, or the art thereof. Mr. Burton (born August 25, 1958) is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Vincent, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, James and the Giant Peach, Frankenweenie, Batman, Alice in Wonderland, The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories, and various other amazingly mystical and artgasmic films and artworks.
A Burtonian take on a classic fairy tale adventure.
Burtonian by Vittoria LoMedico December 8, 2009

Birkinian 

The act of defecating during masturbation.
(Birkin-Ian) Bro, I heard Ryan through the wall last night and I could swear he did a birkinian.
Birkinian by anonymous November 13, 2023

bartonian sizzle cracker 

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

Byronian Cheese 

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.
Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira
Byronian Cheese by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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