birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

birkenstock by Angie LK April 23, 2008

Birkenstock Exchange 

The public trading of Birkenstocks Sandals. Buying and selling Birkenstocks typically takes place on the trading floor, which is usually Home Depot. When the market opens for exchange, the Birkenstock brokers who can be identified by their flannel shirts, handle all transactions for traders. The closing of the exchange is signaled by playing Melissa Etheridge's "Come to My Window"

Janet: I need new Sandals. I'm going to the Birkenstock Exchange.

Janine: Can you bring back some lumber so I can build a new garage?

Birkenstock Exchange by MindGrapes September 4, 2016

Birkenstock Mafia 

A seemingly loosely-knit group of lesbians on any and every online edifice for verbal war (i.e.: usenet, forums, online art communities) who, when one of them is even mildly insulted, will rain relentless hellfire upon the foolish, hapless mortal that seemingly made a newbie mistake, and any fool who may speak either on the behalf of the mortal, or attempts to calm the sisterhood. They are also trendsetters and have a majority of the public opinion of online art communities in the palms of their fishy hands.

Beware the Birkenstock Mafia, they own this 'net

Birkenstock Mafia by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005

Birkenstock Gestapo 

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

Birkenstock Gestapo by razed November 2, 2007

Birkenstock boys

Boys who love the beach, tanned, play footy

What’s ur type?

Birkenstock boys

Birkenstock boys by anonymous July 27, 2022

Birkenstock-pilled 

It refers to someone recognising the patriarcal systems that exists in the world.

A play on the term "red-pilled" based on the movie Barbie where Barbie is offered the learn the truth by picking flat Birkenstock (and travelling to the real world) or picking a a pair of pink high heels that reject that for keeping things as they are and ignoring reality.

I used to think men should be paid more but then I got Birkenstock-pilled and realised women deserve to be paid the same for equal work

Birkenstock-pilled by Kemal Shand August 17, 2023

Birkenstock bulldyke 

Any lesbian female (like Beanispenis) who wears manly sandals to attract other lumberjack-looking females with buzzcuts.

Birkenstock bulldykes run rampant in Colorado and New Mexico.

Birkenstock bulldyke by Goonie's Revenge September 29, 2023