razed

(adj.)(slang) stoned, incapacitated, wasted, or beyond consciousness; also, destroyed, obliterated, devastated.

Dude1: "LOL. Did you see that shit?! Dood only took one hit off the bowl and now he's razed"

Dude2: "BWA HAHA! Fuckin' lightweight"

Dude3: "Huh-?

by razed October 17, 2007

spook

(1). (noun) slang; derogatory term referring to a black person or someone of African descent; Originally used as a description of someone of African descent being scared easily at ideas of the occult or ghosts.

(2). (noun) a ghost; specter; or spirit

(3). (verb) to scare or startle easily

"Man, did you see how spooked that spook got when he was watching that movie "Saw"? Did you notice how high he jumped out of his chair? You'd swear he was on a basketball court!"

“Yeah,... stupid spook.” LOL

by razed October 17, 2007

spook

1. (noun) slang; derogatory term referring to a black person or someone of African descent; Originally used as a description of someone of African descent being scared easily at ideas of the occult or ghosts.

2. (noun) a ghost; specter; or spirit

3. (verb) to scare or startle easily

"Man, that spook really got spooked watching that movie "Saw". Did you notice how high he jumped? You'd swear he was on a basketball court!"

"Yeah,..." LOL "Stupid spook."

by razed October 17, 2007

aganoise

(verb) also spelled "aganoize"

to complain constantly or incessantly in such a way as to be noisy; an action performed by an 'agony ant' or one who behaves in a way in which they appear to be complaining/worrying most every time they are encountered; one who appears to only see life as a series of stressful, sometimes tragic events and never has anything pleasant to say.

see also, aganoize (verb), aganoise (verb), agony ant (noun)

My Mom: "My paycheck was late again this week, Uncle Rob's cousin has inoperable brain cancer, the oil change for my car was $120, gas prices are going up again, and I think I'm developing a rash - which I hope isn't that superbug Staph infection going around..."

My friend, later that day: "How's your mom?"

Me: "She started to aganoise, so I had to ignore her."

Friend: “Meh. She’s such an agony ant.”

by razed October 17, 2007

Emo Dangling

(v) unexpected, actual suicide.

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"

by razed October 17, 2007

hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer

see definition ('hipptard', above)

by razed October 17, 2007

Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"

by razed October 17, 2007