aganoise

(verb) also spelled "aganoize"

to complain constantly or incessantly in such a way as to be noisy; an action performed by an 'agony ant' or one who behaves in a way in which they appear to be complaining/worrying most every time they are encountered; one who appears to only see life as a series of stressful, sometimes tragic events and never has anything pleasant to say.

see also, aganoize (verb), aganoise (verb), agony ant (noun)
My Mom: "My paycheck was late again this week, Uncle Rob's cousin has inoperable brain cancer, the oil change for my car was $120, gas prices are going up again, and I think I'm developing a rash - which I hope isn't that superbug Staph infection going around..."

My friend, later that day: "How's your mom?"

Me: "She started to aganoise, so I had to ignore her."

Friend: “Meh. She’s such an agony ant.”
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spook

(1). (noun) slang; derogatory term referring to a black person or someone of African descent; Originally used as a description of someone of African descent being scared easily at ideas of the occult or ghosts.

(2). (noun) a ghost; specter; or spirit

(3). (verb) to scare or startle easily
"Man, did you see how spooked that spook got when he was watching that movie "Saw"? Did you notice how high he jumped out of his chair? You'd swear he was on a basketball court!"

“Yeah,... stupid spook.” LOL
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Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.
QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*
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spook

1. (noun) slang; derogatory term referring to a black person or someone of African descent; Originally used as a description of someone of African descent being scared easily at ideas of the occult or ghosts.

2. (noun) a ghost; specter; or spirit

3. (verb) to scare or startle easily
"Man, that spook really got spooked watching that movie "Saw". Did you notice how high he jumped? You'd swear he was on a basketball court!"

"Yeah,..." LOL "Stupid spook."
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hipptard

used to refer to a younger modern kid who is, basically, a hippy wannabe. The individual dresses in the typical "hippy uniform" of tie-dye, Birks, shredded jeans, and Phish tee (or the like) and is often too baked to tell you "up" from "down". This individual is basically has no concept of what the original, hippy culture was about and only associates with hippydom because of his love of wake-n-bake.

see also, hipposer
see definition ('hipptard', above)
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razed

(adj.)(slang) stoned, incapacitated, wasted, or beyond consciousness; also, destroyed, obliterated, devastated.
Dude1: "LOL. Did you see that shit?! Dood only took one hit off the bowl and now he's razed"

Dude2: "BWA HAHA! Fuckin' lightweight"

Dude3: "Huh-?
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Emo Dangling

"I thought that dude was some kind of poser until they found him Emo dangling in his room the next morning. Now I *know* he was a poser!"
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