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Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.
Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..
Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012
Related Words

bribie bribie 99 

In short an offer or proposal for sex from the opposite sex (gender these days) in exchange for drugs or even alcohol or weed that you are holding. sub note 99 66 69 as well
the chick knows I have, short text to me " bribie bribie 99" booty

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.
lanny barbie by ballerific March 21, 2007

Divorced Barbie 

The Most expensive barbie there is.

Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
Divorced Barbie by IntAdd January 6, 2009

Birdie Num Nums 

A line from hit movie, "The Party", starring Peter Sellers.
(To pet bird) Would you like some Birdie Num Nums?
Birdie Num Nums by Megan L September 25, 2006

Bad Barbie 

Pussy hoe that talks mad shit
Bad Barbie by Hawtlittleshorty February 28, 2019