Bingodick 

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

Bingodick by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

bigdickitis 

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.

"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickitis by Genetic Illnesses May 22, 2016

bigdickerus 

a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.

i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.

oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune

to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.

i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.

bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.

bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

Bingo Dick by Rasgettma June 2, 2015

bingofuck 

Excl. used in conversation of an informal register, to affirm that another's conclusion is the same as one's own, esp. when that conclusion sucks.

NICK: Instead of using your parents' credit card to pay for the condoms, why don't you use yours? Oh wait, you don't have one.

YAGUANG: Bingofuck.

bingofuck by John Horatius Snellbottom III November 19, 2010

Bangdick 

A fun little game males can play with each other. It originated from the old question a male asks "What's the capital of Thailand?" and upon the other male not knowing, the questioner yells "BANGKOK!" and hits the other guy in the balls. (Bangkok=Bang cock; get it?)

Bangdick, however, is not just limited to the questioner responding with Bangkok. Originally, Bangdick was the only proper response, then it switched to any random world capital, and now it is even acceptable to just be literal and say what you are doing (this also adds humor). Really, you can say just about anything, so long as it is funny.

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: BANGDICK!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: TOKYO!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: PUNCH IN THE BALLS!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls, hard)

Bangdick by Rex Combo July 16, 2008

biodick

To be a dick on a biological/cellular level

Person 1: can you believe roy??
Person 2: i know hes being a complete biodick

biodick by PhoenixArcher123 October 16, 2018