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bigdickitis
(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.
"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."
bigdickitis by Genetic Illnesses May 22, 2016
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bigdickerus
a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.
i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.
oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune
to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.
i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.
bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.
oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune
to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.
i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.
bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.
bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009
Bingo Dick
The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.
Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."
Bingo Dick by Rasgettma June 2, 2015
bingofuck
Excl. used in conversation of an informal register, to affirm that another's conclusion is the same as one's own, esp. when that conclusion sucks.
NICK: Instead of using your parents' credit card to pay for the condoms, why don't you use yours? Oh wait, you don't have one.
YAGUANG: Bingofuck.
YAGUANG: Bingofuck.
bingofuck by John Horatius Snellbottom III November 19, 2010
Bangdick
A fun little game males can play with each other. It originated from the old question a male asks "What's the capital of Thailand?" and upon the other male not knowing, the questioner yells "BANGKOK!" and hits the other guy in the balls. (Bangkok=Bang cock; get it?)
Bangdick, however, is not just limited to the questioner responding with Bangkok. Originally, Bangdick was the only proper response, then it switched to any random world capital, and now it is even acceptable to just be literal and say what you are doing (this also adds humor). Really, you can say just about anything, so long as it is funny.
Bangdick, however, is not just limited to the questioner responding with Bangkok. Originally, Bangdick was the only proper response, then it switched to any random world capital, and now it is even acceptable to just be literal and say what you are doing (this also adds humor). Really, you can say just about anything, so long as it is funny.
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: BANGDICK!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: TOKYO!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: PUNCH IN THE BALLS!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls, hard)
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: BANGDICK!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: TOKYO!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: PUNCH IN THE BALLS!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls, hard)
biodick
biodick by PhoenixArcher123 October 16, 2018
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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