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Bingodick 

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.
My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.
Bingodick by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

bigdickitis 

(Adjective) (bihg-dic-itus) The genetic anomaly that results in a man's dick being of enlarged or abnormally huge.
"I sure feel bad for Tyson, I really dont't know how someone could walk without a wheelbarrow with having bigdickitis, and all."

bigdickerus 

a male with a big dick, the size of a god. often a womanizer and a hero to men with below average penises.
i am a hero to men, for i'm bigdickerus.

oh!! bigdickerus i will give up my life of fame and fortune

to get a dick as big as yours, big dickerus.

i'm all out of viagra, oh bigdickerus help me.

bigdickerus blessed me with this dick so i could fulfill my destiny of being a PORNSTAR.
bigdickerus by future_husky June 10, 2009

Bangdick 

A fun little game males can play with each other. It originated from the old question a male asks "What's the capital of Thailand?" and upon the other male not knowing, the questioner yells "BANGKOK!" and hits the other guy in the balls. (Bangkok=Bang cock; get it?)

Bangdick, however, is not just limited to the questioner responding with Bangkok. Originally, Bangdick was the only proper response, then it switched to any random world capital, and now it is even acceptable to just be literal and say what you are doing (this also adds humor). Really, you can say just about anything, so long as it is funny.
Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: BANGDICK!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: TOKYO!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls)

Guy 1: What's the capital of Thailand?
Guy 2: I don't know
Guy 1: PUNCH IN THE BALLS!
(Guy 1 hits Guy 2 in balls, hard)
Bangdick by Rex Combo July 16, 2008

bigdickulous 

Of or pertaining to persons with large penis, who is doing something ridiculous or absurd. Usually in a positive light.
Oh my god! Did you see the engagement ring that my boyfriend got me!? It was SO bigdickulous!
bigdickulous by Stellabella May 17, 2008

bigdickfuck

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.
bigdickfuck by Simon April 1, 2003