Binghamten 

The phenomena that occurs when one might be a 4 in Miami, but in Binghamton, they are a 10

I got married right after I came home from college, I knocked up the first Binghamten I could grab.

Binghamten by DJToby607 June 8, 2021

Binghamton 

A depressed city in the Southern Tier of NY surrounded by rolling hills about half as high as the Catskill mountains. Technically within the boundary of Appalachia as drawn by the federal government, and it shows, both geographically, culturally and economically. Has a weird 50s Americana vibe with antique wooden carousels in the parks and cubical houses with pyramidal roofs that look like the ones in cartoons and children's books.

Home to a well-respected university full of city people and Long Islanders who freak out because they can see stars and can't hop on a subway. Most people who tell you about Binghamton have only been there for a few years as a student and barely left the campus, so they think it's a truck stop. You can vex these people by quizzing them on where the nearest beach or waterfall can be found.

You can recognize Binghamton natives by asking them to pronounce "crayon." They say "CRANNNN."

Binghamton by Stabby Smurf October 20, 2015

binghamton suny student 

Typically a pretentious spoiled brat from Long Island who looks down on the working local population, even though they are 100% supported by their parents while they attend a state school which is subsidized by the same blue collar workers they frequently insult.

Hey, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the St. Patrick's Day parade and some Binghamton Suny Student puked on her.

binghamton suny student by nospellgood January 21, 2018

Binghamton 

Imagine Hell, then make it cold

Binghamton by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Binghamton University

A public university in Up-state New York that is filled to the brim with people from Long Island. The school is notorious for having "frats" that are no more than a group of ambiguously gay men living together that like to invite high school girls over to "party."
It is known to provide a good education, if one can survive the long islanders, new york citiers, and "frat" boys.

-Yo look at that kid over there buying those high school girls drinks with his mom's credit card... He must go to Binghamton University

Binghamton University by cowssssssssssssssss February 25, 2009

Binghamton 

cold hell with shitty schools and sky cocaine

guy: “dude where you from”
other guy: “oh i’m from binghamton”
guy: “damn, how nasty”
other guy: “binghamton nasty”

Binghamton by supkiddies44 January 17, 2019

Binghamton 

1) The place that will make you glad to be anywhere but there for the rest of your natural life.

2) A city in Upstate New York whose only reason for existence is the State University situated there. This sad fact is not widely recognized by residents and causes a great deal of animosity toward the students whose money keeps the shit-hole from becoming a ghost town.

3) The Forsaken Lands.

I may have a debilitating brain disease, but at least I don't live in Binghamton.

Binghamton by Humphrey December 30, 2005