BillyMays

The act of adding a beard similar to that of spokesperson Billy Mays onto a picture of a person or animal. One who is the victim of such BillyMaysing is considered to be BillyMaysed. This can be acconplished with the BillyMaysingBillyMayser. BillyMaysing is usually done to celebrities, but it is not restricted to non-celebrities.

1. "You've been BillyMaysed!"
2. "Me and my buddies went BillyMaysing."
3. "You want to BillyMays some one? It'll cheer ya up. :D"
4. "Go to Youtube and search for 'Billy Maysing' for an example."

by BillyMaysingBillyMayser July 11, 2009

Billy Mays

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays

by Stinky J June 28, 2009

Billy Mays

A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.

Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...

by Zastro June 16, 2009

Billy Mays

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

by my hero June 29, 2009

Billy Mays

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.

Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

by ChallengerApproching July 27, 2009

Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

billymark

1. Another way to describe someone as being "scene".

2.
a. A person who is into the hardcore/scremo scene.

b. One who wears girl pants and tight t-shirts and has fancy styled hair.

3. Someone who loves breakdowns.

Did you see what that kid was wearing?? He is sooo billymark.

by Breakdowns September 12, 2006