Laundry 

Washed up. Capabilities remnant to a younger, better self.

Man, that basketball player is straight up laundry.

Laundry by LilFrinkle July 10, 2019

laundry 

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

laundry by Dave_1983 July 25, 2008

laundry 

The only thing that should be separated by color.

Unless you're talking about laundry, nothing is getting separated by color here. Take your racist ideologies out of here, and don't even think about coming back.

laundry by Intelligence001 July 29, 2016

laundry 

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

laundry by God April 3, 2005

Laundry 

Laundry, plainly put is clothes that you have to wash and never do. It is very important that you do your laundry (yes, literally...not the option that's against the law or involves being a prostitute, whore or slut). Mothers usually do laundry and fathers have strange ways of doing laundry like letting your clothes "soak" in the tub. You probably want to do your laundry now. The choice is yours.

I wanted to look nice, not have repulsive body odor and have a chance at being accepted by society. So I did Laundry with All, Tide of A&P soap.

Laundry by Rose Navenport October 11, 2013

laundry 

to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

Me and Jan were doing laundry all night long.

laundry by GETitGIRL---- October 24, 2009

Laundry 

Masturbating

When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.

Laundry by MerceReekers June 30, 2011