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Billy Day 

Billy Day is a holiday that happens on the 18th of every month. On this day, every living creature is named Billy. No last names, no middle names; everyone's full name is Billy. Why is this, you may ask? Life gets a bit more interesting when you can't just use a shortcut (like someone's name) to refer to whom you're talking to/about. You'll have to do what you can to make it clear to people which "Billy" you're referring to when you say "Billy."
It's been asked before, "What about someone whose name is already Billy?" Their name is still Billy on Billy Day.
(On the 18th of October)
Billy and I went to lunch today!
Which Billy?
The one with the guitar tattoo, listens to Yes all the time.
Ah, that Billy.
Yeah that's the Billy I got lunch with, Billy.
I love Billy Day!
Billy Day by Bigdream September 27, 2015
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International Goon To Billy Day 

The day where you goon to billy's face and pics he sends you.

Billy Mays Day 

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.
I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.
Billy Mays Day by chris71693 July 8, 2009

Billy Mays Day 

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.
Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?
Billy Mays Day by MaysMan July 20, 2009

Billy Crystal Day 

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.
I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

Billy Mays Day 

The Event In Honor Of The Legendary TV Pitcher Billy Mays It Is Common For Every People In America Wear A Blue Polo And Khaki Pants On That Tradition It Will Be First Officialy Observed On June 28,2019 In Honor Of The 10th Death Anniversary Of Billy Mays
Hmmmmm I Wonder What I Should Wear Tomorrow
Me:I Should Wear A Blue Shirt And Khaki Pants Tomorrow Because It’s Because It’s Billy Mays Day Tomorrow

National Billy Slander Day 

Friend 1 “hey billy fuck you”
Billy “It’s national billy slander day 😢”
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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