A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.
Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!
Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.
Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!
Guy2: There goes my ears.
Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!