Big Johno

A massive bit of meat. Girls love it.

Big Johno looks so good

by Hhhhghojv December 9, 2018

big john

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars

i want to be a big john

by mr burr April 19, 2017

BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.

Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...

by crizzle September 2, 2004

big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

by Mark H February 23, 2004

Big John

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

Big John

Sen. John F. Kerry, American presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John Edwards Little John. (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)

Did you get to see Big John and Theresa at the rally?

by Nenya Gabriel February 13, 2005

Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.

Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.

by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019