Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

Big Dick Monty by Arthur Brimsby May 2, 2019

big dick money 

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

big dick money by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

big dick money 

The money made from having a big dick. Yes, it's a job!

Omg I made $2000 from having big dick money!

big dick money by urawesomeweirdo February 2, 2016