2 definitions by Arthur Brimsby

garnaut

big strong, brolic, sweaty, African American fella. Great with the ladies, better with the men. Has a minimum 10 inch cock.

Karen: "have you met a Garnaut?"
John: "No, why?"
Karen: *smiles* "c'mon I'll introduce you."

by Arthur Brimsby February 26, 2018

Big Dick Monty

The title of a man with a 9 inch girth that flops out of his footy shorts when rackin up 39 disposals. Upon captaincy you gain 6 inches.

He's cute, He's tall, He's got gorgeous eyes, and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head didnt he? That's right, it was Big Dick Monty.

by Arthur Brimsby May 3, 2019