commodititties 

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.

Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.

commodititties by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

communititties 

Breasts that are easily accessible to anyone who desires them. Also referring to owners of said breasts who dole out their lady lumps indiscriminately and with frequency.

Man, check out communititties over there shaking it like she's working the day shift at a gentleman's club. I swear her boobs see more grabbin' and passin' than the Olympic torch.

communititties by keystone15 March 30, 2011

commodititis 

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

commodititis by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020