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commodititties

n. Generic breasts. Trade-able on the worldwide market.
Sami: Look at that biaaatch Karli and her lame-ass mammary lumps.
Beqquiffa: I heard she can't even trade those commodititties for even the smallest sum of big dick money.
Sami: Let's go get some Starbucks.
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communititties

Breasts that are easily accessible to anyone who desires them. Also referring to owners of said breasts who dole out their lady lumps indiscriminately and with frequency.
Man, check out communititties over there shaking it like she's working the day shift at a gentleman's club. I swear her boobs see more grabbin' and passin' than the Olympic torch.
by keystone15 March 30, 2011
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commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.
She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.
by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020
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