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Bifkini

A small triangular-shaped peice of material, often bedazzled with jewellery and feathers, which covers the bifkin, or inbetweenus, or gooch. The bifkini is strapped over the shoulders with thin, barely-visible strings. Obviously the human bifkin does not require protection, as it is widely known that the moisture, or goose butter, produced on the surface of the flesh, provides a protective salt which defends the bifkin from harsh climates and miniature creatures. The bifkini is merely a fashion accessory, designed to intimidate or make an impression on one's peers.
"Hey I just bought my mankini for the summer"
"Pfft! Mankini? Check out my new Goochy Bifkini!"
by Sandy Highman, PHD August 20, 2011
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Ghost Bikini

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.
"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".
by shilackin October 30, 2011
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bikinis and spacesuits

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.
"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."
by JormanThoad April 19, 2017
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not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006
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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.
Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009
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hadi with bikini

hadi with bikini its the most sexiest thing you can ever see if you see
hadi is also a type of person that simp for everyone

take an example like bombies or uriql or axot
hadi is chill tho has a chill voice and has 11 inches pp
anyway you should get hadi hes mf hot
uriql: AYO HADI WITH BIKINI

everyone: HADI F*CK ME PLS

hadi: ALR BOMBIES IS FIRST
by urihvh June 19, 2021
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Confederate flag bikini

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."
The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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