Bifkini 

A small triangular-shaped peice of material, often bedazzled with jewellery and feathers, which covers the bifkin, or inbetweenus, or gooch. The bifkini is strapped over the shoulders with thin, barely-visible strings. Obviously the human bifkin does not require protection, as it is widely known that the moisture, or goose butter, produced on the surface of the flesh, provides a protective salt which defends the bifkin from harsh climates and miniature creatures. The bifkini is merely a fashion accessory, designed to intimidate or make an impression on one's peers.

"Hey I just bought my mankini for the summer"
"Pfft! Mankini? Check out my new Goochy Bifkini!"

Bifkini by Sandy Highman, PHD August 20, 2011

Ghost Bikini 

When a girl gets so tan or burned that when she takes off her real bikini her white skin makes it look like she's still wearing one.

"Man, I got so burned that when I'm naked I'm rockin' a straight ghost bikini".

Ghost Bikini by shilackin October 30, 2011

bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

bikinis and spacesuits by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

not bikini ready 

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

not bikini ready by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

Baptist bikini by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009

hadi with bikini 

hadi with bikini] its the most sexiest thing you can ever see if you see]
hadi is also a type of person that simp for everyone

]take an example like bombies or uriql or axot hadi is [chill tho has a chill voice and has 11 inches pp
anyway you should get hadi hes mf hot

uriql: AYO HADI WITH BIKINI

everyone: HADI F*CK ME PLS

hadi]: ALR BOMBIES IS FIRST]

hadi with bikini by urihvh June 19, 2021

Confederate flag bikini 

An extremely provocative swim suit, both because of its brevity and its political subtext, based on the pattern of the Confederate Battle Flag. For example, depending on the wearer, it may be worn as a sexy yet ironic statement about the fabled Lost Cause, or as a literal affirmation of the wearer's Southern heritage. Obviously, the implicit message is necessarily subjective.

Its first known manifestation was one worn by Bridget Fonda in "Shag: The Movie." While some Southerners were offended by it, Southern sociologist and chronicler John Shelton Reed pronounced it to be "fetching."

The Confederate flag bikini is a crowd-pleaser among the NASCAR set.

Confederate flag bikini by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006