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billiard head 

a bald-headed man of any persuasion
Girl, look at all of these fine billiard heads in the club.
billiard head by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

pocket billiards 

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
pocket billiards by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

billiard balling 

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks
Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here
One who is competely lacking knowledge of books, novels and/or authors.
Used to describe someone who never reads and/or does not have the capacity to read a whole book.

taken from the Greek work "biblos" meaning book and retard.
Jon: Have you read "the Davinci Code?"
Matt: NO
Jon: My god Matt, the whole world has read that book. You are such a biblotard.
biblotard by Paul Pahiti November 27, 2007

jewish billiards 

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.
mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards
jewish billiards by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009

bippitard 

Pertaining to girls who think it's cute to be dumb. Normally look or resemble (or wish they resembled)"Barbie".
"Stupid fucking bippitard"
bippitard by Amy Butler April 25, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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