The other day some Bibletards knocked on my door and chatted shit for ages. I had to correct the Bibletards on a number of things they'd interpreted wrongly.
Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper
Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard
People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.
Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
One who is competely lacking knowledge of books, novels and/or authors.
Used to describe someone who never reads and/or does not have the capacity to read a whole book.
taken from the Greek work "biblos" meaning book and retard.
Jon: Have you read "the Davinci Code?"
Matt: NO
Jon: My god Matt, the whole world has read that book. You are such a biblotard.
Note
1)Justin Bieber himself is to a bietard but the fans who can't control themselves when it comes to Justin Bieber is a bietard
2)Not all fans of Justin Bieber a bietards
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.