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Bevels by bevels June 4, 2022

Bevens 

1. (adj.) a word referring to something strange, upsetting, or otherwise incorrect; generally with a negative/mildly uncomfortable connotation.

2. (verb) to mess something up; typically said as someone is committing the unfortunate act.

3. (interjection) exclamatory statement expressing immense displeasure; used in place of an expletive.

1: Matthew Morrison’s performance as The Grinch was incredibly bevens.

2: “I can’t believe you walked straight into that door! Way to bevens that one up!”

3: “Bevens! Bevens, bevens, bevens!”

Bevens by palindrome!band January 11, 2021

Bevelyn 

a unique individual, known for magical talents

Yep, she's a Bevelyn alright.

Bevelyn by Carmen J October 18, 2008

bevets

Bevets (backward form of Steve B.) is the user name of a member of Fark.com. He is most well know for his involvment in religious flamewars on Fark, where he gives irrational arguments to defend Christianity. He is so popular that other Fark users have created photoshopped images (including one in the style of a magic card) that say "summon bevets" and are posted at the beginning of a religious flamewar to entice bevets to join in.

Bevets is a religious fundamentalist who tries to defend the Bible.

bevets by 12349876 October 27, 2004

Bevets' Law 

As any discussion thread involving science grows longer, the probability of a religious flamewar approaches 1. See "Godwin's Law" in which a similar principle involves political threads ending with somebody invoking Hitler or the Nazi party.

From the website Fark.com, in which a user named Bevets was a common contributor on the side of religion in religious threads, or in science threads in which religion was invoked.

"Say what you will about the probability of quantum mechanics being unprovable, but you don't see atheists picketing in front of Bible manufacturing facilities because they don't agree with what's in that book."

"You just invoked Bevets' Law"

Bevets' Law by TKFF October 1, 2005

bevelanche

1. The result of trying to get the last bit of a drink out of a cup filled with ice by upending it. Typically this involves the ice, which up until that moment had remained faithfully stuck to the bottom of the cup decides to let go, spilling ice all over your face.

2. When you try to quickly pour the remaining contents of a drink into your mouth, but misjudge the amount left by just enough to overfill and spill on your face.

1. Chris Johnson just got caught in a bevelanche with his iced Mountain Dew. Doh!

bevelanche by J e r e m y February 14, 2008

Bevesque 

A person who shows the qualities of bevness. This is an un-definable state of mind which is the culmination of naivety and genius. N.B. quality only possessable by males

Person A (A tall 18 year old physics student) : Man, have you heard that new Busted song… It's damn fine (fine = youth slang for excellent)
Person B (A normal person) : Dude, dat's Bevesque

Bevesque by b00n June 22, 2004