Bevens

1. (adj.) a word referring to something strange, upsetting, or otherwise incorrect; generally with a negative/mildly uncomfortable connotation.

2. (verb) to mess something up; typically said as someone is committing the unfortunate act.

3. (interjection) exclamatory statement expressing immense displeasure; used in place of an expletive.

1: Matthew Morrison’s performance as The Grinch was incredibly bevens.

2: “I can’t believe you walked straight into that door! Way to bevens that one up!”

3: “Bevens! Bevens, bevens, bevens!”

by palindrome!band January 11, 2021

The Bevens principle

This principle/ law states that “nothing can be proven as false or nonexistent”

Another way to phrase this is “there is always a chance for anything to happen”

Does god exist?

Well The Bevens Principle states that we can’t prove God doesn’t exist. No matter what test we do, they’re is always a nonzero chance that there is one. Same goes for just about anything else.

by Haydarken January 11, 2020

bevets

Bevets (backward form of Steve B.) is the user name of a member of Fark.com. He is most well know for his involvment in religious flamewars on Fark, where he gives irrational arguments to defend Christianity. He is so popular that other Fark users have created photoshopped images (including one in the style of a magic card) that say "summon bevets" and are posted at the beginning of a religious flamewar to entice bevets to join in.

Bevets is a religious fundamentalist who tries to defend the Bible.

by 12349876 October 27, 2004

Bevets' Law

As any discussion thread involving science grows longer, the probability of a religious flamewar approaches 1. See "Godwin's Law" in which a similar principle involves political threads ending with somebody invoking Hitler or the Nazi party.

From the website Fark.com, in which a user named Bevets was a common contributor on the side of religion in religious threads, or in science threads in which religion was invoked.

"Say what you will about the probability of quantum mechanics being unprovable, but you don't see atheists picketing in front of Bible manufacturing facilities because they don't agree with what's in that book."

"You just invoked Bevets' Law"

by TKFF October 1, 2005

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

Beveny

Beveny is a very sweet, funny, and caring girl. She is pretty and can be crazy at times. Beveny lovessss to play with slime and also loves to make it. Beveny is the definition of a good friend.

Person 1: Hey is that Beveny?
Person 2: Yea she is a slime lover.

by Maya Amaral May 8, 2018

berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures

berenstein bears christmas

by andrew April 17, 2005