Betazoned

When your crush adopts you and you call her mommy

Her: He's so cute, wish I had a kid like that
Her friends: Why don't you just adopt him
Him: Mai Betazoned ho gaya aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by GuGuGahGah March 10, 2022

Betazoid

All you startrek fans...this is for you.

Class of race; A telepathic humanoid capable of reading human emotion and detecting life.

Councellor Troi is a Betazoid.

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Beatoned

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!

by R .D June 25, 2008

Beamoned

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

by The ai guys April 14, 2013

benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)

by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 14, 2016

Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.

Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone

by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016

blazoned

when you're really high and you know it because you are in a different 'zone' or reality.

freakin' blazoned foo.

by adept1 April 7, 2007