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benzoned 

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Second Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

First Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets friendzoned by the girl)

Third Time
Ben : Hi!
Girl: Hey
Ben: (Then gets Benzoned by the girl)
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Benzoned 

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
Related Words

benzoned 

to be in love with a girl despite her moving overseas and leaving you for other guys
“she called you a bsf with benefits while dating other guys? you’ve been benzoned”
benzoned by kiwigravity May 31, 2022

Ben-zoned 

The act of portraying yourself as being so superior to an intellectual opponent that they are too scared to face you.
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez was ben-zoned when she refused to debate Ben Shapiro.
Ben-zoned by Bigsadlad March 26, 2019

Bensoned 

To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.
Andy was completely bensoned
Bensoned by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.
Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!

Benzowned 

The act of taking enough benzodiazpines (xanax, kpins, valium) that you are in a state of deep deep relaxation or just pretty damn messed up, being "owned" by the benzos
I just took a few bars of Xanax and I am benzowned