Beamoned 

To charge onto a company card without authorization from company.

I beamoned a tank of gas, cigarettes and a coke yesterday at the gas station.

Beamoned by The ai guys April 14, 2013

beamonesque 

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'

Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!

beamonesque by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006

Beatoned 

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?
Guy 2: He's Beatoned!
Guy 1: Woohoo!

Beatoned by R .D June 25, 2008

Beatoned 

The sensation of getting your asshole rammed up until the point it caves in from multiple black dicks (typically more than 4 at a time)

"Oh my God Jerome and his friends Beatoned my buttocks real good last night@

Beatoned by DunbarMate October 29, 2018