by Sweepz October 7, 2006
Get the beetismug. diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.
Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?
His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008
Get the the beetismug. by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021
Get the Louispartridgeis Beetifulmug. by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021
Get the Beetis Bowlmug. why did you die-of-beeties.
by ugtv12341234 March 4, 2019
Get the die-of-beetiesmug. Louis Patridgeisbeetifull is super sezy and has brown wavy hair. Periodt.
Thank you for being alive.
Thank you for being alive.
by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021
Get the Louis partridgeis beetifulmug. Used to describe someone who is in the habit of finding ways to avoid doing their job. They tend to use such tactics as extended bathroom breaks, pretending to be deep in thought reading something while they are actually texting on their phone or taking extended lunches. The name is derived from the Wilford Brimley malaprop "diabeetis" since the folks this term apply to tend to be moribdly obese as well as morbidly lazy.
Did you see Mitch beetising off again? It sounded like the fuckin' NYC Fourth of July fireworks finale in the bathroom but that was over a half hour ago. I suppose it is pretty useless, though. Even if he were here, he'd be hunched over his desk IM'ing his boy toy all day and yelling at everyone who asked him for help.
by Captain Shocker November 18, 2011
Get the Beetising Offmug.