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A relaxing person, who seems to be calm and shy but honestly is very attentively and listens to what you're saying. A Bernd looks deep into your eyes. He is very self-conscious and a proud men.
Yesterday I got to know a wonderful men!
- Why was he so wonderful?
He listened to me and seemed to be SO attentively, it made me feel so special!
- It must have been a Bernd!
bernd by Lisheygreenleaf January 23, 2017
Related Words
Berod Berand • BeRad Jenkins • be-rad • berd • Bernd • Bero • Behrod • Barod • berd man • Beriod

Chelsea Nichole Bernd 

The most beautiful, loving, caring, and amazing woman in the world.
BeRAD is a motovlogger on youtube who rides motorcycles and records it with a gopro action camera. He is also the owner of BeRAD products
I was riding with BeRAD the other day he's such a cool dude.
BeRAD by JackJeez June 2, 2017

Bernd the Bread 

Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“
Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.

A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
A behindertness of person. Always having bock auf stock - besser als cock
''JO BERND KANN AUCH NICHT STACKEN MACHT NIX''
bernd by HEFTIGERBOY33 April 14, 2017
A Bernd (pronounced burnt) is a friend you wonder why you’re friends with but don’t regret having him as a friend. He is very autistic tho so watch out for that.
Guy 1: “Hey who’s the weird autistic kid there?”
Guy 2: “Idk, probably a Bernd judging from his autistic behavior.”
Bernd by DatYellowChinwa May 20, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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