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Inventor Gorilla 

The act of baking turd in a phallic cake pan until hard and using the galvanized fecal dildo to toss one's own salad.

For purists, the dildo should body body temperature.
Max watched Christian give himself an Inventor Gorilla.

Inventor of Words 

A person who invents words.
Ellis: I am an Inventor of Words!
Nick: Okay.

Inventor of Words 

A person who invents words
Ellis: I am an Inventor of Words
Nick: Okay?
Coach: Cool.
Rochelle: Okay

Inventor's Syndrome 

The Mentally, Physically, Emotionally and Sexually Tortured, Tormented, Traumatic, Grief Stricken, Depressed, Suppressed, Oppressed, Thieved From Usually, Underpaid, Never Appreciated, Lonely, Usually Desperate, Terrorized, Violated, Trespassed On, Raped, Never Regarded or Respected, Usually Ignored, Usually Penniless, Hard Working, Persistent, Highly Educated, Crafty, Wizardly, To The Point Always, Detests Beating Around The Bush, Detest Bureaucracy As Always The Enemy, Detests Lawyers, Detests Bullies And Usually Bullied, Organized, Logistical, Methodical, Ingenuity Wise, Ethical, Has Integrity, Honest, Trustworthy, Likes Quality, Polite, Kind As Can Be, Methodical, Non Lazy Brain, Non Lazy, Caring, Thoughtful, Easy Going Usually, Destined Creator,

And Used & Abused Genius Human Being's Plight of Every Inventor in History
That Genius With Bright Ideas And Not Put To Use Has Inventor's Syndrome.

Inventor of garlic bread 

Its a random bitch in canada (me)
yo that random bitch in canada is the inventor of garlic bread.

inventor.gg 

Inventor.gg is a platform that allows you to create custom Discord bots without any coding knowledge. Whether you want a bot just for your server or one that can serve thousands, Inventor.gg has you covered.
underageuser: i make nostalgia command with no code using inventor.gg
magic: how impressive
inventor.gg by jos3ph April 25, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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