Bernards
Bernards are sackless
Bernards by Heheheiiessh July 24, 2019
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Bernards High School
A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.
Bernards High School by bhsstudent August 1, 2012
bernards high school
the school that has "new" carpeting (which smells like piss), doesnt have AC even though theres so damn man rich people in that town,has fights happening like everyother day, has drug deals going on in the middle of the hallway, has more minories then caucaisans,where richass kids pay for theyre lunch in nickles, and where you get anything stolen,where girls where fucking coach converses,where if you dont have a other brandname (aka LV) purse you are considered poor and uncool, and above all where almost any student can outsmart almost any teacher, and considering the IQ of most of the students, that IS saying something.
bernards high school by honest student 000 January 19, 2005
Bernards Middle School
Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
Bernards Middle School by hardboi February 3, 2020
St.Bernards Elementary School
The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.
St.Bernards Elementary School by VapeOnGary6969 December 24, 2018
St. Bernards High School
A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
St. Bernards High School by 69$$ March 20, 2017
saint bernards
A school full of amazingly great fags on the Upper east side that has done ever girl (and guy) in Manhattan. They compare each others "forests" meaning sexual organs and enjoy seeing one another naked. They can be stupid and prevocotive at times, but we all still love them because they are practically the only hot guys school left. Many of them are hated, but majority is liked very much.
st. b guy: "so you and the girls from your school take showers together right?"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"
saint bernards by James Oglethorpe June 11, 2006
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