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Brillaint 

A word to describe a person (or thing) who at first seems brilliant, but after the briefest of inspections it becomes apparent that they aint.
She looked like a princess but it turned out she was a nazi, she was very brillaint.
Brillaint by MingoBingo November 5, 2016
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brillant 

Being incompetent, having a grossly inflated sense of one's competence, and possibly being lazy too, with the result being a very bad (or non-working) design or implementation. Often used in conjunction with the name "Paula". Originates from a post on The Daily WTF (an online forum discussing examples of bad programming practices) where a lazy programmer named Paula had coded exactly five lines of Java for a major project in several months and had managed to bullshit her way through weekly meetings regarding her progress. One of the lines was:

private String paula = "Brillant";

whose sheer elementariness, inappropriateness in production code, narcissism and self-inflation, with a weird spelling for "Brillant" on top of everything else, was deemed memorable.
"Have a separate table for each customer instead of a field in a single table? That's brillant!"
brillant by AnonGoat June 11, 2006

brillant 

Not to be confused with brilliant.

Adjective, indicating an amazing lack of skill coupled with an incredible blindness to aforementioned lack of skill.
package test;

public class paulaBean {

private String paula = "Brillant";

public String getPaula() {
return paula;
}
}
brillant by Cyresse September 11, 2005

Brillazing 

Where both the word brilliant and amazing combine to make a super cool new word that is on a whole new level of brilliant and amazing.
Guy 1: 'Woah that bag of weed is Brillazing'
Guy 2: 'Sure is'
Brillazing by MrJointMan September 2, 2009

Bearilla 

A cross between a Bear & a Gorilla used to describe the ugliest M#*%@ F#@%* you've seen that day
"Damn, your family reunion looks like a Bearilla convention"
Bearilla by Deondre Duncan October 17, 2003
(v) when one man anally fists another. This is a neologism, like "Santorum," inspired by the CEO of the pasta company, Guido Barrilla, making anti-gay comments. To quote Patton Oswalt, "Fuck the boycott. Do some real damage; from this point on, the slang term for a man-to-man fisting is a "barilla.""
I'm never going to barilla my boyfriend again; you wouldn't believe the santorum he can produce.
barilla by Noer September 27, 2013