Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
Look out! It might be... Berndt!
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005
Get the berndt mug.A sarcastic reference to the legendary football player, Nicklas Bendtner who became a 'Lord' in his time at Arsenal Football Club and officially became a Lord when he purchased a Scottish piece of land. Lord Football Football Lord Legend
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Get the Bernat mug.An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.
Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''
Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''
Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''
Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''
Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''
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Get the Bernster mug.To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.
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