berndt

Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.

He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.

The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.

Look out! It might be... Berndt!

Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!

Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.

berndt by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005

Lord Bendtner

A sarcastic reference to the legendary football player, Nicklas Bendtner who became a 'Lord' in his time at Arsenal Football Club and officially became a Lord when he purchased a Scottish piece of land. Lord Football Football Lord Legend

The lord scored a goal, we love you Lord Bendtner. What a legend!

Lord Bendtner by EpicRawl April 8, 2015

Bernat 

A guy with a pretty nice ass, sexy asf, and the nicest dude you’ll ever meet. The guy who is your friend but you wanna be more than just friends

Bernat makes me so horny

Bernat by Officialurbanndictionary February 9, 2019

Bendtnertainment 

An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.

Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''

Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''

Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''

Bendtnertainment by Ashlar March 13, 2010

Bernster 

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

Bernster by Clitflab July 13, 2019

Bernsteined 

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

Bernsteined by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Bernita 

Beautiful
Exotic and Erotic
Romantic
Naughty
Intelligent
Talented
Amazing

Did you see that goddess who just walked in...what a Bernita...simply divine!

Bernita by simply divine November 21, 2010