Berch 

A bitchy nerd. Someone who intensely focuses on any type of work for a period of time, disregarding everything else (including that person's social life).

Michelle did not go to the movies with her friends because she was being a berch.

Don't talk to me, I'm berching right now.

Oh my god, she is such a berch!

Let's berch today :)

I berched all night and I'm just so exhausted.

Berch by queenberch January 7, 2011

Berch 

Berch is a slang term used to discribe young, slightly emo women, who are good only for short term sexual pleasures. The word itself derives from the derogatory term for women bitch.

"Berches for da brets" or "check out that prize berch".

Berch by Benjaminian Fowler October 29, 2008

Berch 

A BERCH IS A CREATURE SIMILAR TO SEA LIONS

Taylor: She thinks she's a berch like us
Debbie: She will never be a berch

Berch by Seal1ion12 April 13, 2024

Berch Pass 

a slew of words slung together with the intent on referring to "sea bass"....

"i think i'll order the berch pass tonight."

Berch Pass by gangstarob October 30, 2008

taylor berch 

A stupid hoe that sucks dick

You stupid Taylor berch

taylor berch by Rolex101 May 20, 2016

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019

Beach Troll 

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.

My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.

Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013