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lions

li-ons (ly'ohns)
n.

1. The Worst. Football. Team. Ever. (See: Detroit, not British Columbia or Penn State)
2. A large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera leo) of Africa and northwest India, having a short tawny coat, a tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders.
3. Any of several large wildcats related to or resembling the lion.
4.
1. A very brave person.
2. A person regarded as fierce or savage.
3. A noted person; a celebrity: a literary lion.
The Lions sure did suck last night. I've seen teams suck, but they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
by Judge Smails January 16, 2007
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Manipulator & fake friend. lions was able to scam and steal BlueConX's foundation, and later to have the audacity to abuse and milk his group for money and fame. His pride and ego is so far up his ass that he even confirmed scamming his group when confronted by other foundations.

As of July 2020, he's been banned off Roblox since April 2020 and has been recently scamming kids on Fortnite.
God, you're such a lions! Stop scamming those kids dude.
by BrehBreh92 July 3, 2020
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lions

by ZZ99 March 23, 2004
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Lions

The Lions beat the Browns? How the hell did that happen
by raymundo831 January 27, 2011
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Lions

That fine ass you've been staring at and almost ready to pounce at.
Lions man, just...lions.

-Is it me or are there too many lions here?
-Its you man.
by Understandable Australian August 15, 2011
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Lions Suck

The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.
Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!

Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.
by Bozo Theclown January 8, 2012
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Lions of Mars

An amazing UK band, consists of Jake Powell rhythm guitar, lead vocals, Dan Armstrong Lead guitar, Mike Lucking Bass, backing vocals and Rob Broad Drums
"that was an amazing gig last night!"
"yeaaaahhhh! the lions of mars gig was amazing!"
by jaskle April 14, 2010
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