Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

beardfish

A man who has grown an abundance of facial hair in order to make himself appear more attractive (usually on Instagram). Upon shaving, he looks like a dolphin's blowhole.

Person A: did you see that Clive has shaved off his beard?
Person B: yeah! I never knew he was so ugly! He's such a beardfish!

by Zippy8374 September 21, 2016

beardies bath

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.

My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Trentonious Beardious Maximus

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

beardies

A cutsie name for Australian bearded dragons. (Pet lizards)

How are my little beardies doing today? Who has a beard? Who has a beard? Its you! Beardies! Magnificent!

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

bearditude

like testicular fortitude but with a beard.

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.

by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

Banditism

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

by iAlexz February 28, 2011