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Beatilism

A religion that worships the Beatles like gods.
The best religion there is out there.
Person 1: I'm a Catholic, what are you?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a Beatilist.

Person 1: Beatilism is the best Religion evarr!!1!11shift!
Person 2: Never heard of it.
by Julie-Anna Yuu November 16, 2011
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Beatleism

The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:

1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.

2. Must be completely anti-war.

3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.

4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.

5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.

6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.

7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.

9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.

8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011
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We go by BeatleManiacs.
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The Beatlemaniacs believe that Paul was, indeed, the walrus according to the Bible of Beatleism.
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brazilism

a political party who believes that every country should be a province, territory, or state of Brazil
His political party is brazilism.
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Bradilism

To launch a surprise attack of affection on someone named Brad.
He was just walking down the street and she appeared like a face nomming ninja. It was clearly well planned bradilism.
by Pink Glittery Ninja October 24, 2010
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Bagilism

A disorder in which one vaginal flap is larger in size than the neighbouring flap. The larger flap often has small vaginal warts on it.
Bagilism

"I went to lick out my girlfriend but one of her fanny flaps was abnormally large and covered in warts"

"Dude, did you still do it?"

"Fuck no, I ain't no Bagilist!"
by Fanny Flapssssssss May 16, 2009
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Beatism

Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness
Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism
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