beqns

beqns is a girl who is beautiful inside and out. She loves unconditionally and rarely ever likes someone, but when she does she falls hard. She is gorgeous and never a flirt. If you have an beqns in your life, don't lose her.

"oh wow dude beqns is so hot."
"yeah dude i know i wish i had beqns"
"same bro"

by ImBetterThanNinja January 17, 2021

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Beansworth

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

by basedmarimo March 30, 2021

Barry B Benson

A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size

That boy fine as Barry B Benson

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

this nigga eating beans

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."

"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

by RubbaDucca July 8, 2018