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Definitions by TrumpisDad

Trayvon Vert 

One of the edgiest, dankest memelords of today’s society. Residing in the far off land of maple syrup. (Also known as Canada) he regularly makes and posts memes from the luxury of his parent’s basement.
Did you see that Trayvon Vert post yesterday?

Yeah man, he beats all the shitty normie accounts by far.
Trayvon Vert by TrumpisDad February 6, 2018
The nickname for a slut that's real name is Cock Jizz. They regularly fight people who they think are threats to their bitches. Most are tall and horny as fuck.
Hey girl, wanna see a movie tomorrow?

Sorry I'm dating CJ.

FUCK
CJ by TrumpisDad December 6, 2016

Memelord 

The title taken by manly, near perfect male specimen with masterful brains and long penises. The only way to become a Memelord is to dedicate your paltry existence to iFunny and then proclaim yourself a lord of your very own memedom.
I let him fuck me because he's a memelord.
Memelord by TrumpisDad December 5, 2016

George W. Bush 

An evil man whose intent is to cause terror and disaster to all Americans and people who oppose him.
Roses Are Red. Harambe's In Heaven. Evidence To Suggest That George W. Bush did 9/11.
George W. Bush by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
Children by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
A bitch who'll rob you dry of you money and give the shittiest sex of your life. She also a world-class marijuana blazer.
Faith broke my dick, my heart, and my bank account.
Faith by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
35 year old men who are still virgins living in their mothers' basements. They regularly watch hentei and jack off to Pokémon because they have no fucking life.
When I found out my cousin was a Weeaboo, I went on a treasure hunt to find my favorite rifle.
Weeaboo by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016