TrumpisDad's definitions

Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!

We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Memelord

The title taken by manly, near perfect male specimen with masterful brains and long penises. The only way to become a Memelord is to dedicate your paltry existence to iFunny and then proclaim yourself a lord of your very own memedom.

I let him fuck me because he's a memelord.

by TrumpisDad December 5, 2016

Keemstar

A fucking racist ass motherfucker who looks like he came out his mom's ass and look like a damn gnome.

Everybody type in the chat that Keemstar is a racist shitbag.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Weeaboo

35 year old men who are still virgins living in their mothers' basements. They regularly watch hentei and jack off to Pokémon because they have no fucking life.

When I found out my cousin was a Weeaboo, I went on a treasure hunt to find my favorite rifle.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Dank Memes

A meme that is funny for its dank as fuck MLG content. Typically involves Shrek or Sanic.

Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Trayvon Vert

One of the edgiest, dankest memelords of today’s society. Residing in the far off land of maple syrup. (Also known as Canada) he regularly makes and posts memes from the luxury of his parent’s basement.

Did you see that Trayvon Vert post yesterday?

Yeah man, he beats all the shitty normie accounts by far.

by TrumpisDad February 6, 2018

Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016