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STD
Something you get from putting your dick in shit because you're too fucking poor to afford a single condom.
I fucked a homeless man yesterday and he gave me an STD
by TrumpisDad December 01, 2016

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An evil man whose intent is to cause terror and disaster to all Americans and people who oppose him.
Roses Are Red. Harambe's In Heaven. Evidence To Suggest That George W. Bush did 9/11.
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by TrumpisDad December 02, 2016

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A bee that makes all men feel inadequate due to his penis size
That boy fine as Barry B Benson
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A game that will never be released in America because Reggie's body isn't ready, yet Lucas remains in Super Smash Bros.
Mother 3 won't be released because Nintendo likes to censor shit.
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A fucking racist ass motherfucker who looks like he came out his mom's ass and look like a damn gnome.
Everybody type in the chat that Keemstar is a racist shitbag.
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A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump
"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"
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A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.
I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.
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