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Children

They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
We was boutta smash it raw, but I don't want no children.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
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Weeaboo

35 year old men who are still virgins living in their mothers' basements. They regularly watch hentei and jack off to Pokémon because they have no fucking life.
When I found out my cousin was a Weeaboo, I went on a treasure hunt to find my favorite rifle.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
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Dank Memes

A meme that is funny for its dank as fuck MLG content. Typically involves Shrek or Sanic.
Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
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Yacht Club

A snobby club, where rich people come to brag about all the shit they own when other people are starving and dying in Africa, and they could've fed that Lamborghini they just bought to someone hungry in Africa.
I went to the Yacht Club to share my incredible story of buying the Empire State Building for a small loan of a million dollars.
by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016
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CJ

The nickname for a slut that's real name is Cock Jizz. They regularly fight people who they think are threats to their bitches. Most are tall and horny as fuck.
Hey girl, wanna see a movie tomorrow?

Sorry I'm dating CJ.

FUCK
by TrumpisDad December 6, 2016
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Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump
"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
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Keemstar

A fucking racist ass motherfucker who looks like he came out his mom's ass and look like a damn gnome.
Everybody type in the chat that Keemstar is a racist shitbag.
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
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