TrumpisDad's definitions

Dank Memes

A meme that is funny for its dank as fuck MLG content. Typically involves Shrek or Sanic.

Jet fuel can't melt dank memes.

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Weeaboo

35 year old men who are still virgins living in their mothers' basements. They regularly watch hentei and jack off to Pokémon because they have no fucking life.

When I found out my cousin was a Weeaboo, I went on a treasure hunt to find my favorite rifle.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Memelord

The title taken by manly, near perfect male specimen with masterful brains and long penises. The only way to become a Memelord is to dedicate your paltry existence to iFunny and then proclaim yourself a lord of your very own memedom.

I let him fuck me because he's a memelord.

by TrumpisDad December 5, 2016

CJ

The nickname for a slut that's real name is Cock Jizz. They regularly fight people who they think are threats to their bitches. Most are tall and horny as fuck.

Hey girl, wanna see a movie tomorrow?

Sorry I'm dating CJ.

FUCK

by TrumpisDad December 6, 2016

Yacht Club

A snobby club, where rich people come to brag about all the shit they own when other people are starving and dying in Africa, and they could've fed that Lamborghini they just bought to someone hungry in Africa.

I went to the Yacht Club to share my incredible story of buying the Empire State Building for a small loan of a million dollars.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

Trumpfiction

A fan fiction containing our silky haired savior, Donald "Thicc" Trump

"Only 16 inches? Your Trumpfiction is shit"

by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016

Trayvon Vert

One of the edgiest, dankest memelords of today’s society. Residing in the far off land of maple syrup. (Also known as Canada) he regularly makes and posts memes from the luxury of his parent’s basement.

Did you see that Trayvon Vert post yesterday?

Yeah man, he beats all the shitty normie accounts by far.

by TrumpisDad February 6, 2018