Benyon

A benyon is where a person has a calamitous and hilarious clumsy moment, where one or several items are dropped and/or smashed.

Went in to the kitchen and dropped the plates everywhere; had a right Benyon

by BobBill91 February 7, 2020

benyon

When you smell B.O you know that a benyon is around!

1:Ew what's that smell?
2:_______ benyon just walked past!
1: figures!

by Cool-as-biscuits September 22, 2013

Benyon

A great mum

That baby's lucky, his mum's a Benyon

by kjhdkjadkn October 19, 2020

Benyon'd

To be benyon'd is to be absolutely fuckin' wankered!

Alan- Did you Les last night?
Dan- Nah mate.
Sherriden- He was benyon'd!
Leslie- blurrgh!!!

by Benyon'd November 21, 2012

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.

Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!

by Mike Van Horne February 10, 2005

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.

Yikes!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023