Benefir

The process of preparing mentally and physically to take a poo

Muriel was running late for a meeting and as she was walking across town she couldn't help thinking about the benefirs.

Benefir by Really Generic Pseudonym February 25, 2019

Benefit of the doubt 

To give someone the benefit of the doubt is to default to the belief that their intentions are honest, and not assume malice when there is uncertainty or doubt surrounding the circumstances.

John didn't pay me back the $20 he owes me, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he simply forgot and isn't trying to rip me off.

Benefit of the doubt by Thremtopod May 10, 2016

friends with benefits 

Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people. Also not a word tool for a player to have sex with women he does not care about. A smart alternative to random hook-ups.

John and I are friends with benefits. We just hang out, and have sex. It's easy, now that we've established the ground rules. If we stopped having sex, we'd still be friends.

friends with benefits by girlinreallife September 14, 2014

Online friends with benefits 

The act of having an online sexting buddy or "nude partner"

Wow She wants to trade nudes again? We must be online friends with benefits

Online friends with benefits by ThatGuyClock April 9, 2016

Enemies with Benefits 

Like friends with benefits, but enemies. Usually it's angry sex. But in a good way.

Student A: Did you hear about Jake and Alyss?
Student B: No, did they finally fight?
Student A: No! They had sex!
Student B: Enemies with Benefits. Sweet.

Enemies with Benefits by gabbyxgore February 28, 2010

Boyfriend without benefits 

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

Boyfriend without benefits by gtbarry November 19, 2007

benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate

What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.

benefit friend by ray of light March 4, 2011