Bendang 

You have an authentic personality, always transforming ugly into beauty, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation. Creativity at its peak.

They decide to hold the wedding at Stacey’s boyfriend Bendang's flat, but finding a way to cook Axone without drawing the attention of...

Bendang by Kuddi November 22, 2021

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mind-bending orgasm 

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.

An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”

mind-bending orgasm by Love Linguist April 14, 2011

bedangi 

A more discrete, polite way of saying penis.

"Whoa, is that a snake in your pants?"
"Nah, girl. That's just my bedangi."

bedangi by SaltDaddy January 20, 2016

bedangler 

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

bedangler by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bender bending rodriguez 

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

Bender bending rodriguez by AJAW October 11, 2004

Cum-bending 

An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.

Would you like to practice cum-bending?

Cum-bending by Doot boi June 8, 2018