Cum-bending
An ancient art form used by the Cumorthians of 800 B.C. Its used by ejaculating in space and using the propulsion to throw the semen at your will.
Cum-bending by Doot boi June 8, 2018
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Cum Bending
Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.
Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
Cum Bending by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020
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