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Benchaldo 

A fraud player who is so mid that he can only sit on the bench and be of more use. The greatest cheerleader in Portuguese history who is carried everywhere by better players and steals credit especially goals. Currently eating sand in Arabia.

He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
I have been Benchaldo'ed in life
Benchaldo by Father of Penaldo February 18, 2023
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benchnaldo

A word that is used to make fun of the Portuguese football player Cristiano Ronaldo, as he is benched in a lot of matches
Did you watch the euros final?
Yes, benchnaldo was on the bench as usual
benchnaldo by messi-goat10 July 18, 2023

Benchaud 

A funny Guji/Hindi word meaning sister fucker. See fucker :)
1: Benchaud
2: Your mum
Benchaud by TejTejTej August 15, 2006

bengaldouche

August 1, 1971 they had the very famous "Concert for Bengaldouche" at Madison Square Garden in New York.
bengaldouche by andy1 October 28, 2006
Benchlore is the secret member of benchtrio but also one of my favorite mutuals. They are so sweet to me and like Tommyinnit so win win.
You aren't benchlore's mutual? LOSERRR
benchlore by ranbubbless August 21, 2021
Benchlore is the secret member of benchtrio but also one of my favorite mutuals. They are so sweet to me and like Tommyinnit so win win.
You aren't benchlore's mutual? LOSERRR
benchlore by ranbubbless August 21, 2021

bunchalotta 

massive quanities.alot or a bunch of something.
your attitude is goin' to get you in a bunchalotta trouble
bunchalotta by cherry #1 September 24, 2006