benchnaldo
A word that is used to make fun of the Portuguese football player Cristiano Ronaldo, as he is benched in a lot of matches
benchnaldo by messi-goat10 July 18, 2023
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Benchnaldo
Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia
Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then
Benchnaldo by cr7isfinished October 1, 2023
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penchnaldo
Penchnaldo sometimes known as "Cristiano Ronaldo" is a Portuguese professional football player (or as Americans like to call it "soccer") who likes to ghost in big games, be benched, and scored penalties. He has no other aspects to his game but those. He was good for a couple of years but Messi has always been better than him.
penchnaldo by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
penchnaldog
Little baby Penchnaldo fanboys who think Penchnaldo is better than Messi when that is far from the truth since Messi is a 7x Ballon D'or winner, 6x Golden Boot winner, 2x World Cup Player Of The Tournament, and a World Cup winner.
Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
Penchnaldog fanboys usually say the weirdest things like he has better abs, or better on instagram, or even a better girlfriend.
penchnaldog by so cool messi is better February 24, 2023
Benchaldo
A fraud player who is so mid that he can only sit on the bench and be of more use. The greatest cheerleader in Portuguese history who is carried everywhere by better players and steals credit especially goals. Currently eating sand in Arabia.
He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
Benchaldo by Father of Penaldo February 18, 2023
Benchnation
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