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Benchaud 

A funny Guji/Hindi word meaning sister fucker. See fucker :)

1: Benchaud
2: Your mum
Benchaud by TejTejTej August 15, 2006
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benchaud 

that Mike is a right benchaud
benchaud by John February 17, 2005
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Benchaldo 

A fraud player who is so mid that he can only sit on the bench and be of more use. The greatest cheerleader in Portuguese history who is carried everywhere by better players and steals credit especially goals. Currently eating sand in Arabia.

He is absolutely finished and has been gifted every award by Papa Perez
I have been Benchaldo'ed in life
Benchaldo by Father of Penaldo February 18, 2023

Benchoud 

Someone who fuckes their sister
Bro ur such a benchoud
Benchoud by Wannn June 7, 2019
meaning sister fucker.derived from the word maachaud (motherfucker). comes from india/pakistan. has the tendancy to get oneself knocked what they call the fuck out!
you are a bhenchaud

wait a couple minutes and hopefully a punch should connect with your nose

posted by HANI
bhenchaud by spastic December 1, 2006
indian for fucking bastard
Eg chirag parek is a benchud
An absolute nonse who licks the insides of his mums shoes.

Basically can mean anything you want for a goon.
Person 1: That Josh lad just robbed off his mum to buy pick and mix
Person 2: What a dutty (dirty) benchud

Or

Person 1: Did you see Jack last night?
Person 2: Yeah he got smashed and shagged 5 birds and sniffed Alex’s nans ashes
Person 3: Oh my god, what a bechud
Benchud by duttybenchud August 29, 2018
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