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Too fat with too little IQ. He's got no brain while he's a fucking dick.

He sits on couch looking at his dick saying "Oh FUCK IM LAZY"
Ben your always so anoying to people. You make dirty jokes that don't make sense. Your such a BenBen
BenBen by HEE bung June 4, 2019

bentensteiven 

This word is simply a substitute for smoking weed, to burn or to sesh. The word bent is pritty self explanitory and the steiven was added for smokers to use it as a code name, so pople do not know what your tlaking about, when used in public.
"Lets go betensteiven"
"Dude the bentensteiven last night was awosome!"
bentensteiven by Fransweasy November 26, 2005

Ray Benene 

The only man who can one up chuck norris
The boggie man checks his closet for chuck norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Ray Benene
Ray Benene by Ray benene September 25, 2009

BentenDAPRO

bro is playing jailbreak 24/7
he doesnt shower because hes too busy playing jailbreak
when he cant do his contracts he goes on mass killing sprees
bro is 2 ft 3 and cant reach the door handle on a car
was caught making love with johnny sins
BentenDAPRO gave me aids
BentenDAPRO traded his family for 1000 jailbreak cash
BentenDAPRO killed himself after finding out jailbreak is shutting down
BentenDAPRO by AssDestroyer5000 March 9, 2023

Bembenek 

When a teacher befriends a person of interest over a form of medium and performing the act of exchanging intimate messages later to find out it was a student that he/she taught in school who was playing a prank on him/her.
Also known as the Bembi.
I pulled a Bembenek on that teacher
Bembenek by High School Terrorist October 14, 2009

benvenuto 

The name's origins are officially lost to time and comes from Italy. What is known is the Great Italian King Benjamin V. Nut-O most likely was the source of the surname. Dating back to the 1400's, the great King would welcome his guest with an assortment of nuts and a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club (the gift that keeps on giving all year long). Nicknamed Nut-O by his subjects, that found his odd love for salty nuts humors.

People who bare this name are crafty as a fox and their high intelligence is often mistaken as nutty or crazy. They are willing to do anything for family but do not mistaken their kindness as weakness. They are tough like the nuts they were once known for.

Means "welcome" in Italian. A famous bearer was the Renaissance sculptor and writer Benvenuto Cellini.
Did you see that fight last night? That guy was eating punches like his name was Benvenuto!!!
benvenuto by WaxMatches August 30, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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