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Beltsering 

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011
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Belyse belyea Belise Belsexual Bellser Bellseye belse Belsem belsen Belsen Bum
Belise is the most beautiful confident queen you will ever meet. Although she can get an attitude and get annoyed of your bs, she has a beautiful heart. She is so much and loves to dance, you can always get down with her for a good time. She is strong and picky and won’t go for just any guy so consider yourself lucky if you can catch her ;)
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Belise by dope daddy November 26, 2018
a BOMB chem teacher who really knows his stuff. chillest teacher in the school. overall a really nice laid back dude with an amazing class !! belyea's are always living meme legends and will forever be remembered by his students :))
student: yo belyea, is it cool if I eat my chips n salsa rn??
belyea: yea go ahead! i'm all for those healthy snacks
belyea by a lone pair of electrons February 16, 2018

Belsen Bum 

Someone whose fart gases are so potent, that inhaling such gases is likely to lead to the prompt demise of the inhalee.

A purveyor of the Silent-But-Deadly

See also: Auschwitz Arse
Vicky, you Belsen Bum! Must you pass wind like th.......... *dead*
Belsen Bum by Sah rah November 6, 2007
1) name for the glans penis adapted from the vulgar bell end to refer to a foolish person or someone with no apparent control of their actions.
2) WWII Nazi death camp situated in North West Germany.
"check that barmcake out - he's only gone and fallen asleep at the bar and pissed himself. The stool's soaked and somebody could slip on the floor - what a fucking belsen!"
belsen by Ben Cooke December 25, 2007