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Beltsering 

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011
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Belzering 

Verb: The action of taking photos of someone without their consent via a phone and then claiming they were testing their camera.
Dude 1: “Dude stop belzering man!“
Belzering by Cheemse August 22, 2020

Beatlering 

1. The act of having a butler in your employ and then cheating on that butler by hiring another butler.

2. To have many butlers at the same time.
1. I can't believe you're beatlering on me.

2. Wow, were you beatlering all night?
Beatlering by yakumara July 18, 2009

bettering 

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”
bettering by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

bolstering

to give morale support
prop up with a pillow or bolster
add padding to
The UN is bolstering its troops in Iraq.
bolstering by Ntando Zungu August 7, 2008

blethering 

a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks
ah you, you're just blethering
blethering by jaffaw July 21, 2009

bellering 

the sound a cow makes especially when calling her calf
When a mother cow is separated from her calf she calls her calf with a loud bellering call.
bellering by rancherorvin March 12, 2014
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